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The "Prepareful" Mysteries

The Prepareful Mysteries.

1) Introduction

Good Catholics love to pray the Rosary, among other reasons because God Himself said the Virgin Mary is our Mother [Jn 19:27]. Praying the Rosary involves meditating important moments in the Life of Christ (i.e. "mysteries"). Traditionally, there are three series of five mysteries, but recently Saint John Paul II added another series:

- The Joyful Mysteries (Annunciation, Visitation, Nativity, Presentation of Jesus at the Temple, Finding of Jesus in the Temple).

- The Luminous Mysteries (Baptism of Jesus, Wedding at Cana, Jesus' Proclamation of the Kingdom of God, Transfiguration, Institution of the Eucharist).

- The Sorrowful Mysteries (Agony in the Garden, Scourging at the Pillar, Crowning with Thorns, Carrying of the Cross, Crucifixion and Death of our Lord).

- The Glorious Mysteries (Resurrection, Ascension, Descent of the Holy Spirit, Assumption of Mary, Coronation of the Virgin).

In this article, because the Church (and all of Mankind) is apparently headed for disaster, I propose a new series of mysteries, to help us prepare for this disaster. A bit facetiously, I call them the "Prepareful" mysteries.

2) Can we add other mysteries to the Rosary?

Saint John Paul II, in his beautiful Rosarium Virginis Mariae, says:

11. [...] Mary constantly sets before the faithful the "mysteries" of her Son, with the desire that the contemplation of those mysteries will release all their saving power. In the recitation of the Rosary, the Christian community enters into contact with the memories and the contemplative gaze of Mary.

13. [...] it is also necessary to recall that the spiritual life "is not limited solely to participation in the liturgy. Christians, while they are called to prayer in common, must also go to their own rooms to pray to their Father in secret

19. Of the many mysteries of Christ's life, only a few are indicated by the Rosary [...] the traditional pattern [of 15 mysteries is] left to the freedom of individuals and communities [my emphasis]

Since there are many more mysteries than 15 (or 20) in the Life of Christ, and since this is private prayer (not like Mass where we must respect the will of the Church for the liturgy, i.e. Say the black and do the red), and since Mankind (and even the current Pope) is abandoning the Social Kingship of Christ (which inevitably leads to disaster, since "without a Creator the creature vanishes" [CCC, #308]), it seems logical to me to add the "Prepareful Mysteries" to the Rosary.

3) The Prepareful Mysteries

3.1) First Decade: Horrible disasters are coming, prepare to flee!

Flee to the mountains.
[Source]

[...] flee to the mountains, a person on the housetop must not go down to get things out of his house, a person in the field must not return to get his cloak. [...] at that time there will be great tribulation, such as has not been since the beginning of the world until now, nor ever will be.
[Matthiew 24:11-21]

Remember this is Almighty God ordering to flee to the mountains. Why give such a commandment, if fleeing was useless? Also, some people present Christianity as a kind of "opium of the people", a religion of "happy-talk" and "let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya". But that is not what the Word of God says. The Word of God warns us of horrible disasters, if we abandon Him. And have we ever abandoned Him today! As John Lamont says about the doctrine of Christ the King: "If the rejection of the true religion by state and society is now so deep that this disaster cannot be avoided, the doctrine still needs to be urgently announced in order to enable people to prepare for disaster."

Other quotes:

A Prudent man sees danger and takes refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.
[Proverbs 22:3]

Before Christ's second coming the Church must pass through a final trial that will shake the faith of many believers.
[Catechism of the Catholic Church, #675]

The Church will enter the glory of the kingdom only through this final Passover, when She will follow her Lord in His death and Resurrection.
[Catechism of the Catholic Church, #677]

3.2) Second Decade: God, Guns, Gold, Groceries

Jesus teaches His disciples.
[Source]

But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.
[Luke 22:36]

Remember, Jesus is God, so this is God telling us to grab our moneybag (our gold), our knapsack (which certainly included some groceries) and to get a gun (in those days, a sword).

3.3) Third Decade: Situational awareness

Jesus prays all night on a mountaintop.
[Source]

Jesus went out to a mountainside to pray, and spent the night praying to God.
[Luke 6:12]

First, Jesus was physically able to pray all night, in other words he had the stamina, the physical toughness, to work all day and pray all night. Jesus certainly did not have a beer belly and smoker's yellow teeth. He was certainly fit as a fiddle.

Second, Jesus could keep mentally active for a long period of time, without needing a big library or YouTube to compensate for an empty brain. His mind was filled with good things already. Theology teaches us that He has all the human virtues, including intellectual virtues (which includes all skills, which includes survival skills!).

This physical and mental preparedness allowed Jesus to pray all night, but it also reminds us that your most important material weapon is your body, and survival skills take zero bulk and have zero mass, so you always have them with you (even if you walk up to a mountaintop with just the clothes on your back, and find out you have to spend the whole night there). In other words, one of the most important things to prepare is yourself: a healthy mind in a healthy body (i.e. "Mens sana in corpore sano").

Finally, Jesus used this healthy mind in a healthy body to maintain "situational awareness". If bad things are coming our way, we need to stay awake (which includes avoiding the "mental sleep" of entertainment).

Other quotes:

Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit?
[1Co 6:19]

Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.
[1P 5:8]

3.4) Fourth Decade: When the SHTF, Bug Out!

Joseph takes Mary and Jesus into Egypt.
[Source]

So [Joseph] got up, took the child and his mother during the night and left for Egypt
[Matthew 2:14]

In the middle of the night, saint Joseph grabs his family and his bug out bag and leaves for a foreign country, in a hurry, using back roads. And remember all children under two years of age and living in that general area will be massacred in a few hours. How much more SHTF can things get for a young and poor family? But saint Joseph was ready, and took massive action to save his family, despite there being very few signs that a disaster was incoming.

3.5) Fifth Decade: Don't go overboard with this prepper stuff.

Jesus peacefully surrenders in Gethsemani.
[Source]

For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me and for the gospel will save it.
[Mark 8:35]

Life here below is not the most important thing. We have to make reasonable efforts to protect it, but we also have to be ready to sacrifice our earthly life, if it's the only way of avoiding sin (and sin is the Ultimate Bad Thing, not some earthly disaster). Jesus could have escaped from the armed thugs who came to capture Him in the Garden of Gethsemani (saint John ran, and nobody caught him). But He just walked up to them and said bravely: "I am He" [John 18:5].

Christian Fundamentalists preparing for the Apocalypse.
Christian Fundamentalists preparing for the Apocalypse.
[Source]

Another way of saying the same thing is that if you want to see Catholic survivalists preparing for the End of the World, go into a church to watch the lineup in front of the Confessional: there! The Sacrament of Confession (which includes sincere repentance for all your faults and fixing all the damage you've done) is the only thing you can do to prepare for the End of the World (and when you die, it's "the End of the World" for you...).

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