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Guillaume Loignon, dans son courriel du 2008-janvier-29, raconte une «blague» insultante pour tous les chrétiens. Comme les parties insultantes étaient toutes des hyperliens vers d'autres sites (qui peuvent changer ou se déplacer), j'ai recopié ici quelques extraits.
Source: pensamiento.over-blog.com/article-3048305.html
Ce matin, on a frappé à ma porte. Quand je l'ai ouverte, j'ai vu devant moi un couple bien habillé. L'homme parla le premier. Jean: "Bonjour! Je suis Jean, et voici Marie." Marie: "Bonjour! Nous sommes venus vous inviter à embrasser les fesses de Marcel avec nous." Moi: "Excusez-moi?! De quoi parlez-vous? Qui est Marcel, et pourquoi devrais-je Lui embrasser les fesses?" Jean: "Si vous embrassez les fesses de Marcel, Il vous donnera un million d'euros; et si vous ne le faites pas, Il vous cassera la gueule." Moi: "De quoi? Est-ce que c'est une espèce de racket maffieux?" Jean: "Marcel est un milliardaire philanthrope. Marcel a construit cette ville. Marcel possède cette ville. Il peut faire tout ce qu'Il veut, et ce qu'Il veut, c'est vous donner un million d'euros. Mais Il ne peut pas le faire avant que vous ne Lui ayez embrassé les fesses." Moi: "Ca ne fait aucun sens. Pourquoi..." Marie: "Qui êtes-vous pour mettre en doute le don de Marcel? Vous ne voulez pas d'un million d'euros? Est-ce que ça ne vaut pas un petit bisou sur les fesses?" Moi: "Ben, peut-être, si c'est honnête, mais..." [Etc., etc., c'est long, et ça ne semble pas avoir de but]
Source: skepticsannotatedbible.com/num/15.html#32
15:32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. "A man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day." 15:33 And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. 15:34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. 15:35 And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. 15:36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.
Source: skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty/short.html
Genesis And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering. -- 22:2 And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- 22:10 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him. -- 38:7 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also. -- 38:10 Exodus If thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son, even thy firstborn.--4:23 For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast.--12:12 At midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle.--12:29 The LORD slew all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both the firstborn of man, and the firstborn of beast.--13:15 The LORD is a man of war.--15:3 [Etc., etc....] Acts Then Peter said unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the Spirit of the Lord? behold, the feet of them which have buried thy husband are at the door, and shall carry thee out. Then fell she down straightway at his feet, and yielded up the ghost.--5:9-10 2 Thessaloinans The Lord Jesus ... In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God ... Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.--1:7-9 God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2:11-12 Hebrews Almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.--9:22 Revelation I will kill her children with death.--2:23 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another.--6:4
